Funny Keychain for Him or Her
Funny Keychain for Him or Her
★★★★★ (4.9) more than 3250+ satisfied customers
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SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
We offer fast and reliable shipping to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible. Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. Standard shipping delivery times may vary depending on your location, with options available for expedited shipping at checkout. Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details so you can follow your package every step of the way.
30-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
30-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
We stand by the quality of our products, which is why we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you may return it within 30 days of receipt for a full refund—no questions asked. To initiate a return, simply contact our customer support team, and we’ll guide you through the process.
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💬 *I Hope Your Day Is as Nice as Your Butt* Keychain™
🎁 Funny, Flirty & Thoughtful – The ultimate surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or crush.
❤️ Engraved With Love (and Sass) – A cheeky message that’ll keep them smiling every time they grab their keys.
🔩 Premium Stainless Steel – Polished to perfection, it won’t tarnish, bend, or fade.
📦 Optional Gift Box & Engraving – Personalize the back or upgrade to a gift box to make it extra special.
✨ Make 'Em Laugh, Then Melt
Whether it's an anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s Day, or a just-because gift, this playful little token of love hits the mark every time. Thoughtful, durable, and downright hilarious.
💬 "I got this for my husband and he added it to his car keys instantly. I love little gifts like that—sweet, fun, and personal." – Jane F.
⏳ Limited stock available. These sell out FAST – grab yours now before they're gone!
Gift-Ready Packaging Included
Each keychain arrives in a sleek velvet pouch, ready to impress. No extra wrapping needed.
Our 100% Happiness Guarantee 💯
If you’re not totally obsessed with your order, we’ll make it right. No questions asked.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is it made of?
It’s made from high-grade polished stainless steel — won’t rust, tarnish, or fade.
Is it gift-ready?
Yes! It comes in a soft velvet pouch, or you can upgrade to a premium gift box for $5.
Can I engrave a personal message?
Absolutely. You can add back engraving for $5. Make it cute, spicy, or sentimental!
What’s the delivery time?
U.S. orders arrive in 7–16 days, and international orders in 10–20 days.
What if I change my mind?
No problem! We offer a 100% happiness guarantee—just contact us and we’ll fix it.
